Aaachooo! Is is Swine Flu?

I sit on my chair in the foyer at work
Assessing the patients for germs that may lurk
A cough? Headache? A fever or worse?
All of these? You won't see our nurse
Go home, get rest and phone the flu line
They'll give you advice, as long as you've time
Accesss the website and hope it won't crash
Trust the government to make a complete hash
They tell us the swine flu has taken a hold
But please don't panic it's probably a cold!

(Claire G)